January 2011
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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some...”
– John Cusack “High Fidelity”
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“They gave each other a smile with a future in it.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought...”
– George Carlin
Chuck Norris killed the birds.
mypatronusisyou:
because someone was like, “Chuck there is no way you can kill 4,000 birds with one stone.”
and he was like,
i just laughed so hard that i stopped breathing for a while.
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